Tip of the day

Its been a little while but here I am

Tip of the day..

Dont take much heed of the game dead rising... A hockey stick and pucks aren't a useful combo...

My adventure part one

Part one of my adventures around 'Dead on you studios' its me as the intern. Comments could help the adventure..

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It’s about 8am in the morning and I am already at Dead on you studios and I am turning on the coffee machine. The others don’t come in for another half an hour, but I have to be here early to get through a list Craig gives me. It usually reads:

Make coffee

Get the Announcer up, I left you the air horn

Put up the photos of the announcer as a baby all over the office

It’s a laugh working here, I also have a phone buddy and fellow Zombie professor but he doesn’t want his identity revealed. So after I put up the pictures, I went to wake up the announcer. As usual his caravan is in the car park, I have the key that Craig left as I am the designated waker-upper, the announcer’s caravan is a mess as usual and His snoring is loud and so was puddles’. I pushed open the door to the bedroom holding the air horn; I noted that puddles was lying on his chest. I quickly drew out my phone and snapped a photo. Before I depressed the button I put my earmuffs and readied myself, the button went down easily. I saw puddles bolt up in the air and the announcer sit up straight and he looked at me like I was mad.

“What do you think you are doing?” was what I imagined he said.

“CRAIG, TOLD ME TO WAKE YOU UP” I shouted through my ear plugs

The announcer sighed and hurriedly dressed, and I left to put up the photo’s around the office. The building was still quiet except that Hank the security guard was sat at the front desk.

“Mornin’ Hank.” I said, I had remembered to take out my ear plugs

“Morning Rachael.” He said

I walked passed taking a joy in his Canadian accent. I am British, I was also desiring a cup of tea. I reminded myself that that was a little stereotypical of me but I don’t particularly like coffee. And it was cold outside, and I wasn’t used to it.

I made my way around the office putting up the pictures. I laughed too some of them were precious. It took me until the others came in to the office.

Some tips

Tip of the day... Bayonets may be a good idea.. but I have not tested them in practice... maybe we should try adapting a gun with a bayonet

Tip of the day.... Tents aren't zombie proof but if you are in a prison compound you may need a tent

Tip of the day... Chainsaws are bulky and loud... I would not use one as your weapon use an axe for all that head removal needs

Tip of the day... do become a demon butler... because the you can't die... Well other than that pretend to be a zombie... like Shaun and the others... just don't answer you mobile

 

 

 

Fallout/ bombshelters

If you have a bombshelter... Make use of it, make it your main base of shelter and keep dried foods and tinned foods.... If you havent you could build one

Tip of the day

Play lots of video games about Zombies as it is good practice and you can determine the zombies physical appearance

Day 1

My tip of the day is: Remember where you left your weapon in the zompocalypse, because if you misplace it you may end up one of the hoard. there aren't any survivor cupboards and you are not immune...

(If you want me to put up your zombie survival plan email me at phantomdreamers@gmail.com)

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