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It’s about 8am in the
morning and I am already at Dead on you studios and I am turning on the coffee
machine. The others don’t come in for another half an hour, but I have to be
here early to get through a list Craig gives me. It usually reads:
Make coffee
Get the Announcer up, I left you the air horn
Put up the photos of the announcer as a baby all
over the office
It’s a laugh working
here, I also have a phone buddy and fellow Zombie professor but he doesn’t want
his identity revealed. So after I put up the pictures, I went to wake up the
announcer. As usual his caravan is in the car park, I have the key that Craig
left as I am the designated waker-upper, the announcer’s caravan is a mess as
usual and His snoring is loud and so was puddles’. I pushed open the door to
the bedroom holding the air horn; I noted that puddles was lying on his chest.
I quickly drew out my phone and snapped a photo. Before I depressed the button
I put my earmuffs and readied myself, the button went down easily. I saw
puddles bolt up in the air and the announcer sit up straight and he looked at
me like I was mad.
“What do you think you
are doing?” was what I imagined he said.
“CRAIG, TOLD ME TO WAKE
YOU UP” I shouted through my ear plugs
The announcer sighed
and hurriedly dressed, and I left to put up the photo’s around the office. The
building was still quiet except that Hank the security guard was sat at the
front desk.
“Mornin’ Hank.” I said,
I had remembered to take out my ear plugs
“Morning Rachael.” He
said
I walked passed taking
a joy in his Canadian accent. I am British, I was also desiring a cup of tea. I
reminded myself that that was a little stereotypical of me but I don’t
particularly like coffee. And it was cold outside, and I wasn’t used to it.
I made my way around
the office putting up the pictures. I laughed too some of them were precious. It
took me until the others came in to the office.
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